I was born a poor Asian child in rural Kentucky. Raised by a pack of witches, I became a pupil in the fine arts of seduction and medicine. An adulteress by the age of 18, and a novelist by the age of 21, I took to the HIGH seas and sold marijuana for a living in Amsterdam, Bangkok, and Cincinnati. Your mom was my best customer, tell her I said hi.
After barely escaping death on more than one occasion(once by pirates, once by well-meaning Christians and another I care not to mention) I took a brief stint from all of the hum-drum of daily life and became a trapeze artist for Barnum and Bailey's.
Ah, but the open roads continued to call my name and I once again found myself among the other vagabonds riding on unicorns, dancing with the whirling dervishes, jet skiing in the Dead Sea, starring in Hollywood films, swimming the Ocean of Samsara, and alas settling down with the other tramps and whores in Las Vegas, where I now reside with my four unbirthed children: Steven, Tory, Amy, and Natalie. We run the Vegas Mob and have single handedly privatized Rational thinking.
We have a cat, named Annabelle.